What’s the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?
Not being retarded.
Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos?
Because they are delicious, and very filling.
George Washington who?
George Washington Carver.
Q. What is green and has wheels?
A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.
Man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey” died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.
laughter is the best medicine…. except for medicine.